Pup-Prepping: Getting Ready for Your New Furry Family Member
Bringing Home a Pup? Get Ready for a Tail-Wagging New Adventure!
Hoomans, listen up! The moment you decide to bring home a pup, you're signing up for a life filled with zoomies, sloppy kisses, and an unconditional love so powerful it rivals the allure of a perfectly grilled sausage. But before your new furry family member arrives, you need to get things in order—because trust me, we dogs can sniff out chaos from a mile away.
Step One: The Home Sniff-Test (a.k.a. Puppy-Proofing)
New pups are like little four-legged detectives—they will sniff, chew, and investigate every corner of their new home. That means you’ll need to remove anything that dangles, rolls, or looks remotely chewable (cords, shoes, remote controls… you get the idea). Secure those rubbish bins too, because nothing is more tempting than a bin full of last night’s dinner scraps. Oh, and if you don’t want your furniture looking like a beaver got to it? Stock up on chew toys. Lots of them.
The Shopping List: What Every Pup Needs
Hoomans, I know shopping is your thing, but this time, it’s for someone way more deserving. Your new pup will need a few essentials:
- A comfy bed: We take our naps very seriously.
- Food and water bowls: Preferably non-slip, because enthusiastic eating is a thing.
- Collar and lead: For proper walkies and neighbourhood patrols.
- Toys, toys, and more toys: Because boredom leads to “surprises” you don’t want.
- A secure crate: It’s like our personal retreat when we need some zen time.
Set things up before your pup arrives so they feel at home from day one.
Meeting the Pack
Got other pets at home? That first introduction is like a new kid joining the playground. Make it smooth and stress-free. Bring the newcomer in slowly, under supervision, and let them sniff things out in their own time. No pressure, no surprise pounces—just friendly tail wags and curious sniffs.
Set the Ground Rules (Yes, Really!)
We dogs are smart, but we thrive on clarity. If the couch is off-limits, decide that from the start. If we’re allowed on it, don’t change your mind a week later just because we got bigger. Be clear, be consistent, and use plenty of praise when we get things right.
That First Vet Visit
New pups need a check-up with the vet, and while I’m not a fan of the poking and prodding, I admit it’s important. Book it early so your pup gets their vaccinations, microchip, and health check sorted. Plus, it’s a great way to get expert advice on diet, training, and general care.
Prepare for Midnight Zoomies
The first few nights can be… interesting. Your pup might whimper in their sleep, wake up at odd hours, or randomly start sprinting around at 2 AM. This is normal. Patience, a cosy sleeping spot, and maybe a warm plush toy can help ease the transition.
Enjoy the Journey
A new pup is a bundle of joy wrapped in fur and boundless energy. They will make you laugh, test your patience, and fill your days with love. Take it one paw-step at a time, and before you know it, you’ll have a best friend who thinks you’re the greatest hooman ever.
Now, go forth and welcome that pup like the legendary hooman you are!
Wags and slobbery kisses,
Thor
