Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had My First Gravity Reading Unisex classic tee

Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had My First Gravity Reading—We all have our priorities.

Before the hops are weighed, before the wort is pitched, and definitely before answering any questionable texts from last night—you *need* that first gravity reading. This tee understands. Designed with the casual brewer in mind, it’s here to make a statement before you’ve had your morning sip (or, let’s be real, your first homebrew sample of the day).

The design is a playful nod to pub chalkboards and classic beer branding, featuring a bold, dynamic layout that captures the buzz of a good brew day. The carefully crafted typography mixes a modern, easy-read style with an old-school pub feel, while key elements like foam textures, pint icons, and cheeky hop illustrations tie the whole look together. The result? A design that feels effortlessly social—perfect for sparking banter at the pub, the BBQ, or your next brew session.

Printed on the Unisex Classic Tee, this shirt isn’t just about looks—it’s made to last, just like your love for homebrewing. The 100% cotton fabric (with a soft, breathable feel) makes it a go-to for laid-back wear, while the double-stitched seams, taped neck, and durable construction ensure it won’t stretch out after a few wash cycles. Whether it’s worn solo or layered up for those cooler brew nights, it’s a staple piece built for both style and comfort.

And here’s the best part—every purchase gives back. 10% of all profits from our gift store go directly to the Strathalbyn Community Centre, helping to provide meals and essential support for those in need. So when you grab this shirt, you’re not just repping your love for great beer—you’re making a real impact close to home.

Get yours now and wear it proudly—because good banter and a fresh brew are always worth toasting to. ?
Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Strathalbyn H Hardware and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 37 East Terrace, Strathalbyn SA 5255 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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