Hydrate & Wag - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Product Description – Wiggle-Approved Edition by Thor

Hydration? Handled. Style? Slayed.
Whether you’re dashing through the park, chasing squirrels (or deadlines), or powering through a pup-approved workout, this 32 oz Tail-Waggin' Water Bottle is here to keep your thirst on a tight leash.

First off, let’s talk design. Sleek, glossy, and tough as a Rottweiler guarding a treat stash. Crafted with double-walled stainless steel and vacuum insulation, this beauty keeps your drinks colder than a squirrel's stare when you interrupt its acorn hoard. The wide-mouth foldable straw? Pure genius—no more splash attacks mid-sip. And the rotating handle? I carry sticks more awkwardly than that.

But wait—there’s more!
🐶 Holds a mighty 32 oz (950 ml) of liquid energy.
🐶 Features an anti-slip patch (so your paws—I mean hands—can grip and sip).
🐶 Built tall at 9.92", with just the right amount of chunk at 3.54" wide.
🐶 Comes with a lid tighter than a tennis ball stuck under the couch.

Now, listen up, hoomans—this isn’t a dishwasher diva. Treat it with love: hand-wash only. It’s not microwave-safe either, but let’s be honest, you’re using this for icy goodness, not hot gravy (unless…? 🤔).


Need a gift for your favorite gym dog mom? Or maybe you’re finally upgrading from that chewed-up plastic bottle? Either way, this one’s got “hydration hound” written all over it.

So go ahead—hydrate like the happy, zoomie-loving legend you are. And remember, every sip brings you closer to your next tail-wagging adventure. 🐾💙

Here's all the boring grown up stuff
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Strathalbyn H Hardware and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 37 East Terrace, Strathalbyn SA 5255 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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