Crisp. Clean. Condescending. Unisex classic Beer tee

Crisp. Clean. Condescending. Just like your brewing standards. This t-shirt isn’t for the faint of palate—it’s for those who understand that every gravity point matters and that precision is an art form.

Featuring a minimalist retro beer label design, the artwork channels the refined elegance of vintage brewery logos from the golden age of brewing. A clean, symmetrical badge shape delivers just the right amount of authority, while the bold serif typography lets the world know: mediocre beer is simply not an option. Accents of barley, hops, and a beer stein silhouette add a subtle nod to the craft, encapsulating the spirit of elite homebrewing.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this classic unisex tee offers a structured fit that maintains sharp lines and layers seamlessly. The fabric is soft yet durable, perfect for brewing sessions, casual outings, or simply making an unapologetic statement. With taped neck and shoulders, double-seam construction, and a comfortable feel, this shirt combines function with style—because great brewing requires both.

Beyond making an impression, every purchase supports a greater cause. We’re proud to donate 10% of all profits to the Strathalbyn Community Centre, helping provide meals and essential aid to those in need. When you wear this tee, you’re not only representing the pinnacle of brewing precision—you’re also making a meaningful impact.

If you demand excellence in your brew, demand it in your apparel. Get yours now and wear it with the confidence of a well-fermented masterpiece.

What you need to know.....
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Strathalbyn H Hardware ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@strathalbynhhardware.com.au or write to us 37 East Terrace, Strathalbyn SA 5255.

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