5 plants that survive in windowless bathrooms

Brighten Up Your Windowless Bathroom with These 5 Hardy Plants

Let’s be honest, a windowless bathroom can sometimes feel a little, well, dull. But don’t despair—because I have a lineup of plants that thrive in dark spaces and can turn even the gloomiest loo into a lush, green retreat. Best of all? These beauties are not just survivors—they’re practically bathroom-born all-stars! Grab a cuppa, and let's dive into the leafy goodness, shall we?

1. The Indestructible Peace Lily (Spathiphyllum)

This is the plant equivalent of that one friend who always shows up looking gorgeous no matter what. Peace lilies are fabulous at adding a touch of elegance to any space and are famous for thriving in low light. They’ll happily soak up a bathroom’s humidity like they’ve just stepped into their natural rainforest spa. The best bit? They tell you when they need a drink (their leaves droop like they’re throwing a tantrum, bless them).

Just plonk one in a corner, water it once a week, and let it work its magic. Bonus: it’s great at purifying the air too. Who doesn’t love a plant with benefits?

2. Snake Plant (Sansevieria)—The Stubborn Survivor

Let me introduce the snake plant, AKA Mother-in-Law’s Tongue, perfect for anyone diagnosing themselves as a “serial plant killer.” It doesn’t just tolerate low light—it practically thrives on neglect. The snake plant’s stiff, upright leaves bring modern vibes to your space, all while quietly sucking up bathroom moisture like a champ.

Water it every couple of weeks (or when you remember), and watch it do its thing. Its ability to handle tricky conditions makes it your ultimate low-maintenance bathroom buddy.

3. ZZ Plant (Zamioculcas zamiifolia)—The Dark Knight

The ZZ plant is the Batman of indoor greenery: mysterious, dark-loving, and impossible to mess up. Its glossy leaves are a showstopper, and it grows so slowly you won’t have to worry about constant upkeep.

Stick it on the bathroom countertop or a shelf, and it’ll happily sit there looking stunning. It doesn’t need much water—probably less often than you think—so it’s a perfect match for the forgetful plant parent.

4. Heartleaf Philodendron (Philodendron hederaceum)—The Climber

If your bathroom could use a bit of romance (or drama), the heartleaf philodendron has you covered. Its heart-shaped leaves grow on trailing vines that are beautiful cascading from a high shelf or even trained around a towel rail. It thrives in low light and loves a steamy environment—bathrooms are basically its personal paradise.

Give it a drink when the soil feels dry, and it’ll reward you with lush growth. It’s forgiving and impossibly chic, even for those of us who can barely keep a cactus alive.

5. Boston Fern (Nephrolepis exaltata)—The Humidity Queen

Boston ferns are the ultimate humidity divas. They’ll soak up your bathroom steam like it’s free-flowing champagne and thrive in dimmer corners while looking like an exotic green curtain of beauty. They might need a touch more attention than the others—think regular misting or a weekly watering—but the payoff? A full, feathery green display that makes your bathroom look like a mini rainforest.

Hang it up to maximise its lush vibe, and you’ll swear you’ve stepped into a tropical spa every time you brush your teeth!

Quick Tips for Bathroom Plant Happiness

• Rotate occasionally: Even low-light plants love a bit of variety. Swap plants between darker and brighter spots every now and then to keep them healthy.
• Don't drown them: While bathrooms are humid, plants in low light don’t dry out quickly, so check their soil before watering.
• Check for dust: If your plant seems sad, give the leaves a gentle wipe-down. Dust can block what little light they’re getting.

There you have it! Proof that even the darkest windowless bathroom can come alive with the right greenery. Whether you're all about the low-fuss snake plant or swooning over a Boston fern, there’s a plant here ready to bring life, colour, and a smidge of zen to your space.

Until next time, happy bathroom gardening! 🌿

Cheers,
Candeece