CEO Rottie: Running Your Home Like a Dog Boss
Lead Your Home Like a True Pack Leader—The Rottweiler Way!
Hoomans, I see you. You juggle schedules, chase after tiny hoomans, and try to keep everything running smoothly. But let me tell you a secret: you’re making it way harder than it needs to be. That’s right, you need to start thinking like a dog. More specifically, like a strong, confident Rottweiler. Lucky for you, I just happen to be one.
Set the Rules—And Stick to Them
In my world, a pack runs on clear rules. I know what I can chew (my toys), what I can’t (your shoes, apparently), and when it’s time for food. But hoomans? You lot change the rules every five minutes! One day I’m allowed on the couch, the next day you’re yelling about ‘fur everywhere.’ Make up your minds! If you want a peaceful, well-run home, decide on the rules and stick to them. Dogs thrive on consistency. Honestly, so do you.
Communication Is More Than Barking
Some hoomans think leading means being the loudest. Oh, if only it were that simple. A real leader speaks with actions. I don’t need to bark my head off to get what I want. A well-timed stare, a tilted head, or even a perfectly executed sit gets the job done. Hoomans, you need to learn the same skill. Say less, mean more. Your tiny hoomans (and even your fur-kids) will take you way more seriously if your actions match your words.
Respect Goes Both Ways
You demand respect, but do you give it? I listen to my hooman, but only because they listen to me too. If I flop on my belly for scratches, they oblige. If my water bowl is empty, they fix it—because a hydrated Rottie is a happy Rottie. Respect in a home is like a game of fetch. You throw it out, you get it back.
Protect Your Pack
I take my job as a guardian very seriously. Whether it's watching over the yard or making sure the postman knows I’m in charge, I’m always on duty. You hoomans need to do the same. Protect your pack, not just from danger but from stress, exhaustion, and too much screen time. A relaxed pack is a happy pack. And a happy pack means more belly rubs for me. Everyone wins.
Play Hard, Nap Harder
Serious question—why do hoomans act like rest is a crime? You shuffle around, looking exhausted, but won’t take a nap? Insanity. A strong leader knows when to work and when to recharge. If I can prioritise playtime and naps, so can you. Zoomies first, snoozes later. It’s the natural way.
Final Verdict
A Rottweiler runs their pack with confidence, respect, and a strict napping schedule. If you apply these lessons, your home will be calmer, happier, and possibly filled with more treats (which benefits everyone, really). So take a deep breath, set the tone, and lead like the strong, wise pack leader I already know you can be.
Stay pawsome, hoomans! Thor 🐾
